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Speech Writing

 

How To Make The Audience Remember You And Your Message!

Do  you have an important  speech that you "have"  to give at a function in the near future?

Well,  then you know you have no choice but to get your vibrant message across to a very discerning audience. (your supervisors and peers)

 And hopefully you'll know your content well... you should...  you're an authority on the subject... (they did choose you, right?)

And you've honed your talk in the mirror so many times your kids are starting to roll their eyes and the family dog is lip synching it along with you.

All of a sudden...

You think to yourself (tires suddenly screeching to a halt)

"Wait! Something is missing!"

There is... you don't want to put these folks sleep!  You want  your audience "to get you!"  You want them to be on the edge of the seats... and not because they're trying to bolt to the door and leave!

NO!  Your speech needs something... but you can't put your finger on it.

"AHA!"  You've got it! 

What You Need is HUMOR!

Yes, spice up your speech with  humor. Everyone loves to laugh.  And once you have the confidence that you know your material is funny, you'll announce to the world:

"The hell with PowerPoint! I'm funny! Bring me that overhead projector and flip cards... look out Las Vegas, here I come!"

Yes! Take  a dry subject matter sprinkle in the just the right amount of humor... let stand (while the  LAUGHS  ferment BIG TIME)  and what you've just given is a successful hard hitting speech that made the audience puddy in your hands... made them take notice and remember the important information that you just gave them about your topic... but most of all... made them realize what you have to offer them!

Just imagine...

  • Being  such a hit with your message that your audience is still raving about you at the water cooler the next day... next week... next month?
  • Becoming  sexier to colleagues and your spouse.

Boss: Fantastick speech, Jones! Who knew you were that clever? Here are some Super Bowl tickets.

 Female Colleague: Have you lost weight, Jimbo? (purring) Because you look greeeeeeeeeeat!

Not only that, but now you'll know be able to

  • Live life to the fullest!
  • Have other cheap co-workers pick up the tab at lunch! (for once)
  • Get a new parking space closer to the entrance of your building! (or actually get any  parking space and not taking the shuttle from the parking lot which is miles away.) 

YES! This all will happen when you successfully add humor to your speech and...

NEVER BE BORING AGAIN!

Interested? Of course, you are. You're hip... you're perceptive! You didn't make it in this competitive business environment by making wrong decisions!

So allow me to help you add humor to your already written speech, or I'll write one specifically tailored to your talents  and the audience you're trying to reach.

Remember: You only get one chance to make a first impression

I look forward to working with you and making you and your speech sound great!

Sincerely

Peter J Fogel Signature

Here what others have to say about my ability to help you deliver a speech that will make a positive difference in your presentation.

"What can I say about Peter Fogel that hasn't been said behind his back by his peers? (shuffles papers) Aha!  here it is (clears throat, reads aloud) 'An easygoing professional who is not only clever and witty, but will also provide you with the type of humor you need to make your speech a major success. 'That said, all debts I have with Peter Fogel are now paid in full. Thank  you."
Gabe Abelson  Four Time Emmy Nominee for CBS's "Late Show with David Letterman", Supervising Producer, "The New Tom Green Show", MTV

"Peter Fogel is a very funny man who knows delivering humor in any speech or seminar is "serious business" If you need coaching, copy or comedy material written--then he's the man to contact. The man is a veteran who knows how to get the best out of you-- so you give nothing but your best."
Lewis Harrison Chapter
President National Speakers Associations/NYC www.chihealer.com

"When I need that one great "killer" joke for my scripts, I always know who to go to: Peter Fogel.   He's quick and funny and delivers just what I need--when I need it.  Book him early before he gets too busy."

Paul Jackson, Executive Producer SheSpies, MGM Television

 

"In writers, you don't often get the hat trick: humor, tenacity and tight copy. In Peter Fogel, you do."
Tim Coleman, former Editor-in-Chief of Benzo Magazine

 

"Peter, UNBELIEVABLE! I was stunned! The material you wrote for me not only got me laughs….but APPLAUSE!  You were right! All I had to was trust myself and the process.  And it worked!!!  I can’t thank you enough! I’m thinking of becoming a stand-up comic…just for kicks…can’t wait for your help in the future!"

Ariela Hashem

Please call me at 954-742-4847 so I can discuss your needs and quote you a price for this exclusive service. or e-mail me at peter@fortune500comedy.com

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